There once was a duck named Franklin. He loved underground tunnels. He lived in an underground tunnel cut off from all society.
Franklin was a very simple duck. He was born in an under ground tunnel and planned to die in one. He never planned to leave his under ground tunnel.
Franklin had a thing for money. One day as he scaled his tunnel he found a dime. The dime was rolling and Franklin chased it. Suddenly he was outside. He almost passed out. So many noises and smells. So different from his tunnel. But he spotted a beautiful girl duck in a nearby pond. He waddled over to here and said "Quack, quack, quack" (Translated to hello there pretty gal). She replied "Quack" (Meaning well hello there!" Franklin hopped into the pond with her. Suddenly the under-ground-tunnel-less world wasn't so bad.